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LETTERS FROM
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Some of my other postings got too long.....time for some new stuff....for those who don't like what I write, STOP reading right now! GO AWAY!...... There!........I just don't need to deal with all those people who read my posts religiously just to complain about how senseless or poorly written it is........then there is the spelling bee'ers......sure I can spell correctly when I want to.........but in here, you get what comes off the keyboard "raw".
Does EVERY WELFARE recipient in town have a cell phone now? How do they get them? Are there "Cell Phone Stamps" now?..........I'm SERIOUS with this..........Could I be the ONLY guy in town without a cell phone?...............GUESS WHAT.......I love it!
I HATE the phone at home and at work.......why the HELL would I want to carry one around......are people (in general) really that PATHETIC that their NET WORTH (spiritually)......Is increased by feeling the IMPORTANCE of carrying a CELL PHONE? .............Give me a break!
CELL PHONE USE IN PUBLIC- Do these guys really think they are cool, talking on the phone (cell) walking down the street.......getting bitched at by their wives?
Why is it the so called "scummers" feel its a "MUST HAVE" .....to own a cell phone.....but yet NO TEETH? .........a tattoo, or body piercings to "look good"......but ROTTEN front teeth is ok?
By the same token.......carrying a CELL PHONE to look valuable or important, but not GETTING A JOB, or at least GETTING OFF WELFARE!
As a good Liberal, I am against corporations producing items, goods, or products that cause cancer........EXCEPT CELL PHONES! If cell phone use causes brain cancer.......so be it! Just like smoking........use the damn phones.....let your survivors sue!
So what else is new?
I got the scoop on the "Mini Skirt Pair".........The guy IS NOT GAY....he's just a guy who loves the "feel" of wearing woman's clothing in public and "looking like a woman" .............Somebody tell him......he looks like an UGLY woman at that......to do a good job looking like a woman....he should at LEAST shave........HIS FACE!........Why the HELL would he bother to shave his LEGGS to look like a woman.....but not his FACE?!..........Sure, he's NOT gay......ok, I believe it. He's got great legs from riding a bicycle all the way from Salamanca every day......Lucky US!
Can we have a Bradford day in Bradford? Pick one day and parade (everybody loves a parade) all the Bradford "regulars" down the street. You know, Hollywood, The Mini Skirt pair, The "real" Elvis, the "nazi" Elvis, ....And all the elvi for that matter, The Bicycle man ....or MEN (there are so many of them now), or The "swearing guy" (he's one of my favorites....I join in with him), The lady with the "big ass", The man with the "big ass", .........and all the "others".....
It would show the REAL Bradford.....and it would be lots of fun.....SERIOUSLY.
Or how about a Baby Parade? We could have a contest for the youngest "baby" to have a baby of her own.....Then we could have prizes for different age groups.......you know like a first, second and third place trophy in the 12 year old group, maybe 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for the 13 year olds........and maybe ribbons for the top 50 in the 14 year olds and up. How about a trophy for the YOUNGEST girl to have the MOST babys........there seems to be an unofficial contest going on in town right now for that one.......what's the prize? .........oh, yea.........more WELFARE money!
Is it ironic (or related?) that the Fathers (or sperm donators) of the mothers of the most babies, are the guys with the MOST TATOOS? What is the correlation here? I'm missing it.
RELATED subject- Does welfare really pay that good that People have THAT much extra,after paying bills, to RENT FURNITURE, TV's, home appliances, buy cigarettes, BEER, marijuana, COCAINE, cell phones, tattoos, body piercings (and related jewelry),......AND to "order out" every night?
I'm really baffled! Help me out tc!